Can I say GROSS??

This is a story that I heard today. Yes, it's pretty much the highlight of my day. The names of the people who are here were made up by me, only for the readers to understand the moral of this story. But believe me, this story is TRUE:

"One day, Paulette goes to Holt Renfrew to buy a nice evening dress. She finds the one piece that suits her event and pays for it. She wears it for the one time and soon after, she develops rashes. Soon after, she returns the dress that she bought at Holt Renfrew and plans to sue the company for the damages that the company had caused to her.

After being laid with charges from this customer, Holt Renfrew decides to investigate into this issue. The result were clear and they soon contacted Jane, who once returned the very same dress to the company. Jane's explanation was: 'Yes, I did bought that dress and it came from a deceased person.' With that said, the dress came from a deceased person who was covered with a special type of powder that living human beings could not induce."

Lesson to be learned: Wash your new clothes!!